Christina Applegate told Good Morning America's Robin Roberts that she is "100% cancer-free." You go, Kelly Bundy.

"I'm clear," Applegate, 36, says. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. ... They got everything out so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer."

Applegate says that she found out she had breast cancer from the second of two MRI tests after a biopsy.

"I was so mad and I - I just remember I was - I was just shaking," she says. "And then also immediately, I had to go into ... 'take-care-of-business-mode,' which was ... I asked them, 'What do I do now? What - what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?'"

This makes me actually want to watch Samantha Who? and I had no wish to before. I love a survivor.

The Jonas Brothers stopped in Washington D.C. yesterday for the unveiling of their new Madame Tussaud's wax figures. Not as good as Amy Winehouse, but the makers were sure to include the purity rings on all three boys' hands!

I know it may seem a little early to some of you that the trio have been forever waxed for our remembrance, but I think they did it early to preserve their innocence. Seriously, how long before Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey? There is no way their future can be so pristine!

Girls were lined up "for, like, ever" to see the figures and maybe catch a glimpse of the real thing. Then they had the great idea of letting them loose on the figures after the boys left. If statues had morals I guarantee you they would have been violated. Those girls are out of control!

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In the hopes of finding items to sell online to raise money for Hayden Panettiere's pet cause Save the Whales, the mother of the Heroes actress nearly put her little girl's undergarments on the auction block.

Hayden said, "Mom pulled out some embarrassing stuff, but I'm like, 'Just don't pull out my underwear'." Not that she should have been worried, cause you know her old-ass boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia would have made sure he had the highest bid on any and all intimate Hayden items.

But just in case she didn't get the picture, Hayden should give her a smack even though it hurts Hayden more than it hurts her mother, because sometimes Mom just refuses to listen and Hayden just get so damn frustrated she can't see straight.

On a side note, I'm starting to feel like Hayden's photoshoots have two speeds: slutty angel and angelic slut.

Kanye West shows his Olympic spirit in his new video 'Champion.'

Such a sourpuss, that Sienna Miller. At least she wasn't driven to tears this time around.

While out shopping, recent birthday girl Rebecca Gayheart adopted a hurt puppy while she was out shopping in Los Angeles. Yeah, me and Rebecca, we're kind of tight.

I think it's so telling to see what kind of animals celebrities choose to take into their homes and how they end up treating them. For example, I've got a warm place in my heart for Selma Blair and her one-eyed dog.

You know this one would never be caught dead with a less than picture-perfect pooch.

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New mommy Isla Fisher is looking mighty trim so soon after giving birth to her little Mini-Me shopping buddy daughter Olive Cohen and is even feeling confident enough in her one-piece red bathing suit to do a cartwheel in front of the paps in Hawaii.

Meanwhile, her baby daddy Sacha Baron Cohen of Borat fame watches on as Isla does her best to embody the Olympic spirit of gold medal gymnast Nastia Liuken. The judges unanimously awarded Isla an E for effort, with bonus points earned for immaculate grooming "down there."

Check out all the photos of Isla Fisher, Sacha Baron Cohen and Olive Cohen in the gallery.

Pete Wentz claims that since he and pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson got married, not much has changed. When the Fall Out Boy bandmate was interviewed prior to playing DJ at the Boost Mobile BBQ in Malibu, Wentz said, "Nothing's different being married, to be honest with you."

He forgot to say, "It means Joe Simpson's not going to hound my ass for not making an honest woman out of this pregnant baby daughter."

Meanwhile, what is it with Hollywood women and these unflattering hats? I don't even know what this is called. Dammit Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I'm going to have to blame them for inspiring Ashlee here to look like an 80-year-old retiree from the forehead up.

What's the next big trend? Black socks and arch-support sandals? Cause that actually sounds really comfortable.

Check out all the photos of Ashlee Simpson in the gallery.

The pop singer has been keeping quiet throughout the course of her relationship with hockey player Mike Comrie.

From the very beginning, she denied they were dating and most recently denied an engagement, pre-ring sighting. But here she is wearing a ring on her wedding finger leaving Il Sole in Los Angeles with her man.

When things like this happen, we can't help but speculate. And Hilary isn't doing much to hide the ring from photographers. If so, I congratulate her! Go Hilary! She seems like one of the more normal ones.

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