Doing her part to support her fellow countrymen, Nicole Kidman surprised the Australian men's 470 sailing team with an encouraging phone call. Not to say that it was all due to her efforts, but the Aussies did manage to snag the gold medal in Quindago.

Kidman was unaware, until she chatted with the athletes that they had a long-standing tradition of honoring her. Aussie sailing team member Malcolm Page said, "She was very surprised that we do have a tradition of naming our boats after her movies and she's just really stoked to be part of a team."

And Nicole couldn't look happier with the result as she stepped out for dinner with her husband Keith Urban at the Busshari Japanese restaurant in Sydney. Yes, she eats sometimes.

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The life and career of English soccer star and part-time underwear model David Beckham is such a compelling one that West End producers have decided to craft it into a musical. The production is entitled The Theatre of Dreams and chronicles Beckham's first 33 years of life.

This seems kind of random to me, but here in the States, we went and made Legally Blonde into a Broadway production so I guess anything is possible.

Meanwhile, here's David looking extremely pensive alongside other English footballers at an anti knife crime initiative event in London. How quaint! Not to make a joke out of violent crime, but I love how it's so specific. Like, they couldn't just make it anti-violence? I wonder if there was a separate event to discourage ninja stars and/or kicks to the groin.

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Sienna Miller departs from her boyfriend of the moment, married-but-separated Balthazar Getty and gets a big kiss from her man before she heads off to the airport. I think these pictures were taken just before she hit up the LAX airport, where she gave photographers the evil eye.

Girlfriend is looking mighty frustrated in photos lately, when once she appeared so light-hearted and carefree. I get it--she's tired of being followed around by the paparazzi.

But the minute I start to feel bad for her, I wonder if she's willing to trade off her jet-set lifestyle for a cubicle-bound existence like the rest of us and my sympathy starts to wane.

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So, the trainwreck known as Speidi would like to unite their evil powers in unholy matrimony that is to be televised live. Heidi Montag's made no secret of her desire to get married to sketchy boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

And now these two publicity whores will be broadcasting their nuptials, the couple revealed to Extra. According to Heidi, "I'm just waiting for that big ring." God, look at these pictures. Do these idiots ever actually DO anything? I feel like aside from being this relationship and the occasional horrible song, they don't have any other way of filling their time.

I love that these two idiots would like to commemorate the biggest mistake of their lives by inviting the rest of the world to watch. Let's hope the inevitable divorce proceedings will be on live TV as well.

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Previously - The stylists worked on dogs. Nekisa's ass finally got bounced. Charlie is still the worst thing to come out of gay hell since...ok, he's the worst thing to come out of gay hell.

LA.. Home of the pit of hell known as the Shear Genius Nexus Salon. Dee made the wall. We get the same tired quotes from the stylists. The guy responsible for Sanjaya's pony faux hawk is here, and he's a tank of a man.

The stylists only have 30 minutes to cut their hair. It's five year old girls. Hopefully one of them pees on Charlie, who's wearing a big black tit flower over his Hanes Beefy T. Paulo's child is terrified of him. Well, he does look like the Big Gay Wolf.

So big American Idol hair stylist dude cuts the hair of his 75 nieces and nephews. Uh, condoms? Vasectomies? So there's our population control problem.

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-New wives Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi make the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which says the couple dined on vegan red velvet cake, exchanged Neil Lane rings and enjoyed an all-vegan reception.

Ellen says of wife Portia, "She's officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she'll cook and clean for me." Wait a minute, you can make them do that? Maybe I need a wife...

-90210 screeners are not going to be given to critics before the September 2 launch of the series arousing suspicions that the show might supremely suck, despite having Shannen Doherty added in the mix.

-Brad Pitt is joining the celebrity eco-friendly bath product bandwagon by working with Kiehl's to create an environmentally-sound body wash to help raise money for green charities. Rather than simply acting as a spokesperson, he's reportedly a partner and will be helping design the product. I bet I know one customer who won't be buying...

Dude, I thought that was Amy Winehouse's signature move. The last time Lily Allen made news on our humble little blog, her booby had flopped out of her t-shirt while she was getting out of a car.

During a drunk night out at The Groucho Club in London, Lily got in a fist-fight with some French passerby who instigated the attack by yelling at Lily and calling her a "fucking asshole."

I feel like Lily's been pretty non-violent up until this--yeah, there have been some boozing and boob exposing incidents--but it's been a while since she outright attacked someone. What is up with these angry British chick singers? Is it the weather? I can see that because living in Los Angeles, I feel like I'm suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder when I don't see the sun for two hours.

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Heidi Montag Releases A New Song  [Pink is the New Blog]
John McCain Defines Rich as Over $5 Million  [Towleroad]
Megan Fox is Back Off The Market?  [JustJared]
SUMMER IS HERE, PART 114  [Celebslam]
Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures  [Hollywood Tuna]
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It's Jessica Alba Sexy Time Again  [Cityrag]
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Kristen Bell is in a Bikini  [IDLYITW]
Hard Work Being Famous  [Hollywood Rag]

OMG guys, season 4 of The Hills premiered last night and unlike at the event for last season's finale, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were actually invited this time.

To remind you what the temperature was like for the characters at the end of last season, Stephanie Pratt was talking shit about her obnoxious brother and Audrina Patridge outed Lauren Conrad as kind of a bitch.

The first episode, of course, featured lots of pensive looks, eye make-up and sighing--which we expected from the trailer. Tensions between roommates Audrina, queen bee LC and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were at an all-time high. Lauren went on date (pre-TBS actor) with old flame baseball player Doug Reinhart.

At Audrina's birthday party, Lo and Audrina's animosity comes to ahead when Patridge tells Lo, "We'll never be friends." Scandal!

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Michael Phelps will become Sports Illustrated's newest cover merman, showing off the eight medals he won at the Olympics in Beijing.

Phelps, who looks suspiciously like the world's tallest man in the photo, is doing a reset of the cover Mark Spitz did in 1972 after he set the record that Phelps broke. The record that caused Phelps to kick his Burt Reynolds' lookin' ass!

Is he naked in this photo? If I was into that, I'd feel a tingle.

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